wise words, tub baracuda, wise words.
(Source: nightmarepoet, via spoonfulofwilson)
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
(Source: supernaturele, via spoonfulofwilson)
So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
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In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
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(Source: jamesjuliet, via humortastic)
I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.
(Source: oowllovee)
can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge
SOMEONE HELP
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This is the funniest picture of a groom with his groom’s men I’ve ever seen.